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In Portland, "defund the police" isn't a bug; it's a feature, a rallying cry for the perpetually online revolutionaries to continue their urban deconstruction project.
Apparently, even a whiff of personal observation about a political opponent is now a hate crime, if the target is a Democrat and the speaker is a Republican.
Apparently, worrying about a nuke frying the grid is only acceptable when it's not a Republican doing the worrying.
Amidst whispers of federal investigations, UAW President Shawn Fain has won a second term, reminding us that 'accountability' is just a suggestion for some.
Witness again the majestic dance of American jurisprudence, where principles are pliable and outrage is tailored to fit the prevailing team jersey.
The predictable furor over Elon Musk's political spending offers a stark, if unsurprising, lesson in the elasticity of principle.
In a move defying historical Justice Department optics, federal agents searched the residence of Rep. Ilhan Omar, raising questions about timing, intentions, and what took them so goddamn long.
1The world's richest man just threw a quarter-billion dollars at Republicans, triggering a predictable meltdown from those who only like billionaires when they're funding approved narratives.
The Left, fresh out of real scandals, now scrutinizes private donations to a pastor's wife's counseling service, apparently terrified of prayer money.
Apparently, the global jihad needs a new highlight reel, and our justice system is just the ticket, according to House Speaker Mike Johnson.
Apparently, addressing crippling energy costs by making a deal with Russia is now considered proof of devious geopolitical machinations, especially when Trump does it.
Apparently, political principles are like an optional accessory, easily shed when a powerful patron is on the ballot.
Apparently, constantly demonizing half the country makes some people a little cranky, and the political class is utterly baffled by this phenomenon.
The New York Times, in a groundbreaking report, reveals some Americans believe in visible justice for heinous crimes, sending shockwaves through the polite society cocktail circuit.
Apparently, the paragon of transparency in the Biden White House found 'context' inconvenient for their latest political hit job.
Remember when the 'experts' said Putin was just a misunderstood strongman? Prepare for another 'surprise' from your favorite former communist paradise.
Turns out, 'America First' has a funny way of making exceptions when the family bank account is looking a little too 'globalist'.
Apparently, "peace" now means a framed certificate for an approved bureaucrat, not a world leader who actually brokered peace deals.
Apparently, addressing escalating gang warfare isn't as glamorous as yelling about Israel or whatever the latest woke outrage requires.
1Apparently, a woman can replace another woman in the Trump administration without the patriarchy imploding, much to the chagrin of the usual suspects.
Apparently, holding powerful unelected officials accountable for alleged financial misdeeds is now considered an 'escalation' by those who cherish the status quo.
1Apparently, the concept of "one citizen, one vote" is now merely a suggestion in the hallowed halls of Washington, according to one D.C. judge.
A convicted terrorist, who murdered thirteen and wounded thirty, might finally face a firing squad, but the real scandal, apparently, is the potential for *speedy* justice.
While Americans face soaring fuel costs, Trump's move to secure Russian diesel has the media clutching pearls over 'Putin puppets,' not actual fuel for your truck.
America's premier ghost-detention center proves once again that government bureaucracy can achieve the impossible: maximum cost for minimum (zero) output.
President Trump spoke to Italian American groups, framing himself as the defender of Christopher Columbus against modern cultural critiques and 'cancel culture.'
As the U.S. population grows more diverse, Congress seems stuck in a monochrome time warp.
With Americans worried about money, the Left desperately seeks a new manufactured crisis to distract midterm voters.
Apparently, Alaskans grew weary of a system designed to churn out candidates with all the conviction of a damp napkin.
In a battleground state, candidates proved once again that actual solutions are far less engaging than ideological posturing and rehearsed outrage.
President Trump dismisses bioweapon fears, while the global media frantically tries to conjure a new catastrophe.
1Apparently, even comfortable victories are now just a precursor to a full-blown political panic attack for the establishment GOP.
In a stunning display of bureaucratic urgency, the U.S. Army finally remembers that mass murderers on military bases might deserve consequence, scheduling Hasan's firing squad.
The Left’s insatiable appetite for ideological purity now demands local politicians be branded genocidal for... attending a memorial.
Turns out, the price of 'democracy' is perpetually rising, especially when it involves an all-you-can-eat buffet for political consultants and media grifters.
Because nothing says 'election integrity' like a cheap uniform bought online trying to scare voters for a foreign presidential race.
Apparently, avoiding yet another pointless global conflict is now considered a 'retreat' by the arbiters of acceptable foreign policy.
In a shocking display of selective outrage, the DNC is attempting to halt government advertising it deems "campaign-style," proving once again that hypocrisy knows no partisan bounds.
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