Officially documenting the ridiculous since reality stopped trying.
Justices ponder if your digital footprint deserves the same protection as your VHS rentals, while Big Tech already sells your soul for targeted ads and the Feds watch anyway.
North Korean IT workers were caught posing as Americans in remote tech jobs, funneling cash back to Pyongyang, thanks to an FBI and CrowdStrike operation.
Apparently, ensuring a smooth, taxpayer-funded ride to the hereafter for convicted killers now requires more transparency than the DNC’s email server.
1Apparently, Washington thinks a signed 'loyalty' pledge will magically inoculate future election results against the 'wrong' party winning.
In a shocking twist, the military’s fumbled response at Reagan Airport has experts wondering if chaos is now just part of the training manual.
The party's struggling to figure out if they love him or just really hate themselves.
Amid fears of AI's implications, the White House opts for reckless optimism over common sense.
Justice Samuel Alito may be eyeing retirement, but first, he’s basking in Trump’s glow.
In a masterclass of marital dynamics, a GOP governor candidate demonstrates self-defense by showcasing door slams—who knew training could be such a blast?
Can the universe handle another Trump space venture, or are we just fueling rocket ship envy?
With Americans worried about money, the Left desperately seeks a new manufactured crisis to distract midterm voters.
In a battleground state, candidates proved once again that actual solutions are far less engaging than ideological posturing and rehearsed outrage.
President Trump dismisses bioweapon fears, while the global media frantically tries to conjure a new catastrophe.
In a stunning display of bureaucratic urgency, the U.S. Army finally remembers that mass murderers on military bases might deserve consequence, scheduling Hasan's firing squad.
Turns out, the price of 'democracy' is perpetually rising, especially when it involves an all-you-can-eat buffet for political consultants and media grifters.
Because nothing says 'election integrity' like a cheap uniform bought online trying to scare voters for a foreign presidential race.
Twenty years, billions of dollars, zero usable confessions: America's legal system at Guantánamo Bay is a masterclass in bureaucratic self-sabotage.
In a shocking display of selective outrage, the DNC is attempting to halt government advertising it deems "campaign-style," proving once again that hypocrisy knows no partisan bounds.
Marco Rubio, ever the astute historian, suggests Europe dust off its old colonial playbooks to get back on top, because nothing says "progress" like regressing.
Apparently, executing a murderer is only an "ethical and legal question" if you screw it up. Tennessee proves that incompetence is the new compassion.
A three-hundred-page bill nobody has read is now the subject of a four-hour televised argument nobody will remember.
1For a shining moment, two panelists agreed. Producers reportedly cut to commercial to contain the damage.
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