Sources Confirm Politics Still a Full-Time Reality Show

Multiple sources, none of whom wished to be named, confirmed this week what most Americans have already suspected: politics is not a system of governance. It is a long-running, occasionally rebooted reality television franchise, and we are approximately 240 seasons in.

The writers' room, insiders admit, has been running on fumes since 2018 and has been recycling storylines with only minor variations. Nobody has noticed, because the audience is not paying attention. The audience is arguing about it, which is different.

“We keep making the same finale,” one producer confessed. “It keeps working.”

Advertisers, we are told, remain thrilled.