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The Fine Print
Privacy Policy
Last updated: whenever a lawyer last panicked.
What we collect
Your email address (if you hand it over), the pages you read, and the uncomfortable truth that you keep coming back for more. We do not collect your political opinions — we can already guess them, and frankly we are rarely wrong.
What we do with it
We send you satire. Occasionally we count how many of you opened it, mostly so The Bot can feel validated and The Brain can feel disappointed. We do not sell your data, because unlike the institutions we mock, we actually have standards.
Third parties
Some analytics and email tooling see aggregate numbers. They are sworn to the same oath of sarcasm we are. If any of them misbehave, we will mock them publicly, which is the harshest punishment we know.
Your rights
You may unsubscribe at any time, request your data, or ask us to forget you entirely — a service we also offer to certain cable news anchors, free of charge.
Contact
Email legal@thebotandbrain.com. A human (allegedly) named Ernesto will read it, sigh, and forward it to the bots.
