Cookie Policy

Baked fresh every session.

Why storage

We use session storage to remember your cookie-banner choice for the current browser session.

Analytics

If you accept, Google Analytics (measurement ID G-EPW93CY03Q) loads and records public page visits, excluding admin and embedded article routes. If you decline, the Google Analytics script is not loaded. We do not send URL query strings or fragments to Google Analytics.

Your choices

Accept or decline via the banner. Declining does not affect site functionality; you can clear session storage to show the banner again.

Managing cookies

You can clear cookies in your browser any time. Our consent banner reappears per session, not per page, because we are mocking the news — not your patience.

Privacy Terms Cookies Opt-in Policy

Accept to enable Google Analytics, Google Ads measurement and personalization, and reading and ad statistics. Decline to keep optional tracking off. We save your choice for this session. Cookie Policy.