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DOJ Seeks 'Judge Upgrade' After Current Model Refuses to Bow to Their Narrative
When a judge dares to demand testimony from Trump officials, the 'justice' department decides she’s too unruly for their carefully scripted narrative.
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Trump Dares to Sign Paper, Liberals Demand Immediate War
President Trump exempts Russia from sanctions, triggering predictable outrage from the usual suspects who prefer their foreign policy neatly packaged.
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Portland's Progress: Defunded Cops Now Replaced By... More Cops. Naturally.
Ah, Portland. The perennial laboratory of progressive ambition, where every societal ill is met with a bold, often performative, experiment. This time, the grand socialist dream of reimagining public safety has, rather predictably, arrived at a familiar conclusion: a desperate need for more of the very thing it sought to diminish. One might almost call it a full-circle moment, if the circle weren't quite so expensive and dizzying.
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Suspicious Powders Hit Congress: Is It Anthrax, Or Just Leftist Tears?
Capitol Hill staff are reportedly terrified by suspicious white powders, finally understanding the unique terror of opening a utility bill after years of runaway government spending.
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Trump Dares to Sign Paper, Liberals Demand Immediate War
In a shocking display of presidential authority, Donald Trump signed an order to ease Russian sanctions, sending the beltway media into a familiar, frothing frenzy.
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DOJ's 'Trump Stole History!' Narrative Hits Judicial Wall
The DOJ’s attempt to paint Trump as a document thief hit a snag when a federal appeals court dared to ask inconvenient questions about their flimsy legal theories.
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Big Brother’s New Rule: Your Bumper Sticker is a Valid Reason for Surveillance… Until We Get Caught
Forget privacy. Now, your political bumper sticker might just be the red flag in the government's ever-expanding surveillance database – until Congress pretends to care, that is.
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Obama's Charms Fizzle: Turns Out "Hope and Change" Has a Shelf Life
The left's favorite celebrity endorser finds his magic touch isn't so magical when real people have real problems.
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AOC Ventures Into Trump Country, Finds People Don't Want Socialist Fairytales
Like a vegan attempting to sell kale smoothies at a cattle auction, AOC’s Michigan roadshow was a masterclass in political futility and condescension.
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NIH Board Panics: New Clinic Threatens Infallibility Narrative
Apparently, investigating vaccine injuries is more dangerous than ignoring them, according to the NIH's impeccably unanimous board.
